Saturday, April 01, 2006

Some Space Poetry

Yeah, what's up, fuckers? It's Tressel. Coach Jim Tressel. Last week I was up in Cleveland on a recruiting mission. Caught a free Andrew Bird Show up in Cleveland. It was fun. Fuck you. I had so much inspiration. I wrote some poetry.

space, space. So fuckin big.
I'm a worm, you're a pig.

Space space so fucking deep.
I think about you in my sleep.


Blogger Boston Strangler said...

your science is tight

2:23 PM  
Anonymous Angus McPhee said...

So like what happened to that billboard Miami fans were putting up in your backyard? Are you going to write a liberetto about that?

5:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you spit some mo' lines?

7:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your use of space as a metaphore for Texas is brilliant.

You spank my mind, coach.

9:28 AM  
Anonymous Jew McHebrewstein said...

O Mighty Vest

I wanted you to soilcit your commentary concerning that FSU harlot parading around the internet

check it:

I think she needs some fatherly advice, and perhaps a solid DP w/ ATM ending in a Northian spray.

9:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Tressel, you old fuckface, answer the question that everybody wants answered...Please post a blog with your iPod music library...What's in the Best Vest iPod...We need to know damnit, and we need to know now.

10:24 PM  
Anonymous Gary Moeller said...

Dude, scroll down to the posting entitled "Celebrity Playlist." Coach T has already answered your prayers. Next time, read the site before you disturb the Vest with your moronic queries.

6:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Moeller, why don't you go knock back a fifth of Jack and plow into a telephone poll. Frank Beamer called, he said you pissed all over his couch last night.

12:18 PM  
Anonymous Gary Moeller said...

Yeah, "Anonymous," I pissed Beamer's couch all right -- after nailing his wife on it and then popping that growth on his neck with a knitting needle. And I sure don't need your urging to knock back a fifth of Jack; what do you think I have for breakfast every day? By the by, I plowed into a phone "pole," after taking a "poll" of knowledgeable people who agreed that you are an ignorant fuck.

1:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, you knocked spelling on a blog comment? Aren't we the literary type. Right up there with the guy that takes an hour to blow away the scientific inacuracies of Star Wars. Hey Moeller, when I want your opinion, I'll pull my cock out of your wife's mouth and ask her what it is. And honestly, you sound like more of a Zima "guy/gal" to me.

4:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not getting into this with you. You insult me, I insult you back, and we're done. Type away, but no more of this stuff from me. Enjoy flaming.

4:55 PM  
Anonymous Gary Moeller said...

OK, Anonymous, I apologize: I was strung out on meth when I saw that someone had stepped up to The Vest with a question they could have answered on their own. I'm just now rallying. Anyway, all I ask is that everybody respect The Vest and look deep into his writings before approaching him with queries. His poetry alone earns him that much deference at least.

9:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I couldn't agree with you more. This is all about The Vest. Peace with Honor, Moeller...That's what it's all about.

9:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I say f*** the Vest. We want the One Tit Mary story -- the heartwarming tale about his road to recovery -- but the bastard won't give it to us.

NBC will turn the damn thing into a mini-series, but Mr. Big Shot Tressell wants no part. "For his art". F*** that.

3:36 PM  
Anonymous Gary Moeller said...

Respecting The Vest includes trusting his artistic judgment about when a project is ready to be presented to the audience. We all want to hear the whole One Tit Mary story, and the anticipation will only make it sweeter when it comes.

6:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm just saying, man, there are people who need The Tressmeister's mentoring to get clean. It's selfish. With all the talent Jesus Christ gave him, he has to share it with the world.

7:04 AM  
Anonymous Gary Moeller said...

I hear you man. We all need mentors and sponsors. No one knows better than me: I lost my dream job because of a drunken brawl. I was 3-1-1 against tOSU. I went to two Rose Bowls. Now every day I have to piece it all together. One day at a time, friends, and when The Vest blesses us with more of his gifts, then those will just be better days.

8:02 AM  
Blogger dirt dickens said...

Tress this kid has been rolling around on a homemade hovercraft talkin shit.

12:28 PM  
Anonymous Hyman Roth said...


We some thoughts from you on the new Unis

The buckeye nation is pissed over a lack of gray

Did we fuck with tradition, or is the fanbase a bunch of whiny pussies?



8:07 AM  

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