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posted by Jimmy Tressel at 1:41 PM
Use goldbond on the boys.
Coach T, wax your 'nads, then bathe them in a little isopropyl alcohol. That will make you forget all about that itch.PS. Gold Bond is for pussies...
Dude... IBS?man there's only one cure for IBS.You need to bring back the Spice channel.P.S. It's true, Gold Bond is for pussies...
You sick fuck.
Geauxnads you sick BASTARD.That is the most painful thing I have ever done. I thought, what's the worst that could happen, it couldn't be worse than these itchy balls.WRONGbut, uh, yeah, I forgot about the itch.
Why am I sick? I wax and bathe my 'nads in alcohol every Sunday morning, even if they don't need it. They're now as smooth as a baby's butt and disinfected as well.I feel like a new man this morning. No pain, no gain...PS Where can I get a cool sweater-vest in purple and gold?
JT likes his balls to itch. That way he can get "his boys" to itch them for him. Nothing like a bunch of full backs, half backs, quarter backs getting bare back on Brokeback mountain!
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