My Balls Itch!
It's true they do. I gotta powder them donuts.
posted by Jimmy Tressel at 1:41 PM
I'm not all football. I got things to say. I write poetry about things, alot of things that aren't about football. This site is about those things.
4 Comments:
Use goldbond on the boys.
Geauxnads you sick BASTARD.
That is the most painful thing I have ever done. I thought, what's the worst that could happen, it couldn't be worse than these itchy balls.
WRONG
but, uh, yeah, I forgot about the itch.
Why am I sick? I wax and bathe my 'nads in alcohol every Sunday morning, even if they don't need it. They're now as smooth as a baby's butt and disinfected as well.
I feel like a new man this morning. No pain, no gain...
PS Where can I get a cool sweater-vest in purple and gold?
JT likes his balls to itch. That way he can get "his boys" to itch them for him. Nothing like a bunch of full backs, half backs, quarter backs getting bare back on Brokeback mountain!
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