Jimbo Takes Manhattan
Hey Kids. It's me Tressel, Coach Jim Tressel. Fah Get about it! This weekend I made a trip to the Big Apple for a little recruiting. Too bad all I recruited was crabs, and some dank schwag. I went and saw Avenue Q. It was OK. I like puppets.
I got a hot tip on a Tailback at Marcus Garvey High School in East Harlem. Now I don't know much about New York, but from what I've heard there are quite a lot of street gangs. Now I've reached out to troubled youths, Maurice Clarette, Troy Smith, Andy Katsemoyer, but I've never had to deal with New York Street Gangs. To prepare I rented The Warriors from Blockbuster. I also listened to Mase's Harlem World. I watched it over and over and over. As you can see by this outfit, within a few days I was fully able to assimilate into New York gang culture, thanks to this movie. At least I would have been, except I got picked up in the park on my way uptown. I made the mistake of getting off the subway on Park Ave. to get a Choco Taco from an ice cream vendor.
Ah well, live and learn.
posted by Jimmy Tressel at 5:08 PM
24 Comments:
I jerked off on a bench one night at Central Park. I hope you ejaculated there, too.
What is up with the dick talk?
I mean, you can't really see it anyway because of the thong.
OH, I just wanted to say this website is really cool. I have printed out a number of the articles. I taped a couple to my wall and then I also posted one at a bus stop (I did this last night after dark so nobody would see me), and taped one to a bathroom door at work so people can read it when they poop.
This site rocks!
Steve
Just so everyone knows, Andy Katzenmoyer didn't played at Ohio State under Jim Tressel. The coach at that time was John Cooper. I smell a rat.
Yeah, the guy who writes this blog is clearly a phony. No way would tressell put out this junk himself. I will send this to Ohio State and maybe they will buy out this blog and get it removed.
I found my son reading this trash last night. Luckily, he's only 8 and probably doesn't understand most of this adult stuff.
Of course, he did ask me why Tressell was dressed like a woman.
Hey Coach,
You must be busy getting high and arrested with Mo.
Come on back, Coach!
"Me and [Tressel] have become cool again. I was talking to Jim Tressel earlier, and said, 'Thank you for being real.' He's been real to me, and I've been real to myself. I don't run from nothing anymore.''
Damn Coach, I guess this is a textbook example of when keeping it real goes wrong. What advice did you give to Clarett on this fateful night?
FREE MAURICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm comin' to your underwear,
I'm comin' to your underwear,
Today!
YO COACH!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU????? THE PEEPS NEED YOU!!!!!
Yes, come back here.
As you can see we have resorted to entertaining ourselves. There have been some scintillating troll wars here of late!
Believe you me I have contacted The Ohio State University. They may have already taken action. That is why "Coach Tressel" has not posted here of late.
I have a a feeling the loser who created this blog will be reprimanded in some way.
Pat
and yet you keep comming back to comment, Pat. LOL!
Ron,
I hope you find something else to humor you when this website gets deleted.
pat, why dont you get off of this message board if you dont believe that this is legit. coach tressel is like a father to me, without him i would be dead or in jail. i used to drink 40 to 50 beers a day until coach showed me the light. i can say with 100 percent certainty that this is the man, the myth, the legend himself. now if you excuse me, ive got to get my goose on
Alex Boone,
Why does he post photoshopped pictures of himself?
I can't imagine Tressel posting trash like this. The only way I could see it would be for the fact if he wanted to mean for this to be a joke and only a few select people would know about it.
Maybe I'm just ignorant to this. Sorry, because I really thought this was not really Jim Tressel posting all this stuff.
If it is Jim Tressel, I'll say this:
Good luck to you Coach. I hope we have a good season and kick the Wolverines asses. I am sorry that I may have offended you.
Cordially yours,
Pat
Steve Swain,
Drunk at work again?
You couldn't even type your own name correctly!
Thanks for giving me the best laugh I had all day!
Pat
He was looking for Ohio state sites and this one came up, he said.
I walked into the den and saw my son looking at photos of Tressel in women's underwear.
I have come to realize this may really be Tressel's blog and that is why Ohio State keeps it running.
I will send Tressel a letter to let him know the dangers that a site like this could have on children. I might just write it here.
Pat
Hey Pat,
Your son was wearing women's underwear while viewing this site?
Maybe you should take your son to a psychologist instead of writing stupid letters to Ohio State that will be read by an intern and dumped into the trash can.
Hey Pat,
Yes, I was hammered the other day when I spelled my name wrong. I just noticed that this morning!
We went out for lunch that day and had some beers and then I drank two more in the office bathroom in the afternoon.
Hey Maurice,
That's cool, man. Great to see you posting.
CHOCO TACO!
WHAT A GREAT NAME!
Man, I can't wait to visit NYC.
I started to become interesting in gridiron when former footy star Ben Graham play with the Jets team. Then I saw Ohio State in Fiesta Bowl and they are my favorite college club now.
Thanks for this great site. Hipefully, I can keep in touch and up to date on what is going on in the coach's life. Good day to all.
OK - this site is kind of sick...but check this out, it's even better.
www.fireJtressel.com
What a ridiculous image, I don't know how this man had the courage to do something like that, he was totally a !"knight" because that costume ...my God was terrible.m10m
Omg i can't believe it, I wonder why tv shows let do this happen hahah actually i can say publicity, but no... i guess it's something else, something personal...
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