Half-Time Quckie
Muther fuck this fucking fuck shit cock sucker muther fucker!
posted by Jimmy Tressel at 7:18 PM
I'm not all football. I got things to say. I write poetry about things, alot of things that aren't about football. This site is about those things.
posted by Jimmy Tressel at 7:18 PM
71 Comments:
Its ok coach, I still love you.
I have the return of Jim Solomon at 5:30pm on Tuesday, January 9 in the when-will-Jim-Solomon-return?-pool.
Well, that was nifty.
Looks like the Michigan re-matchup WAS something you really should have hoped for.
Gotta tell da guv ta let Mo go.
He still got sum eligability no?
Mo wouldn't a let our team act like that. Yeah, I still luv my guys but what the hell was that?
man i knew that all those hookers last night were a bad idea especially the bulemic one that cake came out of, isn't that the opposite of what was supposed to happen? well we all bet against ourselves and we are all millionaires now but i'll never do that much blow again beore a game. i thought i high fived jc at halftime...
Fuck you tressel. I hope you die. What the fuck was that? Bring back John Copper!
I got Jim Solomon at 9pm eastern in the pool.
I took Solomon at 7pm eastern in the pool.
I got ten minutes left.
Solomon at 8:30 is my call.
Jim Solomon at 8pm Pacific time on Tuesday, January 9.
That's my best bet.
You've won this round, Solomon.
Well, not you, exactly. Florida did the actual winning. You're just doing the shit-talking in spite of the fact that both our teams lost. But I'll let you have it. Far be it from me to take away your moment in the sun.
As for me, I'm sitting poolside at the Hotel Mondrian in Scottsdale, drinking Mezcal sunrises while utilizing the complementary hotel Wi-Fi and getting my hog fluffed by a pair of silicon-enhanced co-eds hailing from USC.
They send their regards.
They also told me to tell you they're sorry about what happened between them and Sean Henne in Cabana 7. They said it happens to every man once in a while, and offered to give him his money back.
Better luck next year to Tress and the Bucks. As well as to Lllloyd and whatever team he happens to be coaching next year.
Until then, I remain,
O.G. Bucknut
(And a loyal member of Tresselnation)
Jim Solomon is stupid.
Hey anonymous,
Don't look now, but I think your swamp boat is leaking.
we still love you coach, i hope you still got to party it up. can't win em' all.
actually im a FSU fan but im just glad a team from florida won it, and yet i know that even FSU did better against florida than ohio state did, so maybe that means fsu > ohio state? or at the very least FSU > michigan... neway its not really important, just know that big-10 sports are overrated and under skilled, because the best 2 teams in the big-10 got out played, out coached, and just straight owned
even more fsuness
FSU did better vs florida than ohio state did, and ohio state beat michigan, and michigan got their asses beat by USC, who lost to UCLA... WHO GUESS WHAT? LOST TO FSU BABY!!! so that means that definetly FLORIDA > FSU > everybody else
Re: Anonymous
Oh my god, you retarded hillbilly. The Noles lost to Boston College, who slipped past Navy by one point. Following your logic, you'd have lost to a service academy. Now go back to your swamp.
Re: Peter
Yeah, let's fire Tressel. He's only 62-14 at Ohio State. And five of those losses were suffered by a team that John Cooper recruited. See you somewhere in the BCS next year, sucker.
stop messing around with prostitutes and video games and start winning football games, you prick
So it is so!
Frank is gay. There's no question now.
Look at that post. It was written late at night. I guess he was drunk.
I can't wait till he posts sober and tries to explain this one.
Hey, Frank- did you ever complete that Tressel video with the C&C Music Factory and Madonna songs?
im here to flame some more northern pussys.
when are you bitches gonna give up at football, and just stick to hockey or whatever retarded sport you play up there.
leave the football to florida, cuz u guys are obviously too shitty to beat anyone with quality
FSU will finish higher than ohio state next year.
mark it down pussys
O.G. Bucknut , Jim Solomon, or Frank?
I wonder who would win in a fight.
They all seem to be very angry young men.
I don't know where I'm going with this. It's just something that I thought about while reading the posts on this website today at work.
Maybe we can stage a brawl and Coach Jim Tressel can tape it and post it on YouTube?
I was laughing out loud at work today while reading the most recent Q&A thread. I want to get involved in the next one.
Dear Coach Tressel,
I think it would be nice if you made a wrap-up of 2006 post.
You could post the top ten best threads and top ten best posts by your readers.
Also you could list the top ten moments of the Ohio State football season.
Thank you for taking the time to consider this and for giving me the opportunity to post my comments here.
I left a stinky in the break room at lunch today. The other people eating lunch blamed each other!!!!!
It was fucking awesome!!!!!!!
re: the first post on this comment by anonymous
A homo, are ya?
Man that Title game hurt, but ohh well, we lost our entire defense before the season. Next year will be a down year, then we will win the National Title in 2008.
All you Tressel haters, you cqan all go suck a cock...Tressel rules.
To all you Southerners: The Civil War is over, and last I checked, the South is full of uneducated hill-billy nitwits. Florida played well but it took an Ohio coach to tame you wild animals.
Our line couldn't block the Florida apes coming off the edge, I bet we would have won if we would have run the ball up the gut more.
We'll be back,
Go Bucks!
too bad for the buckeyes. tressel can now go back to making money in one of his schemes
Right Bobby, when the DE's are comin with their ears pinned back, you run the ball up the gut till they stay home. Basic coaching Tressel. 2 million a year.
I be lickin this site.
It is something to tide over the time in the joint.
Oh no, looks like we have a new black guy on board.
We all have the Civil War on the South.
How's that taste?
Hello gang,
Just stopped by to say hi.
I got an urge to shit in the afternoon at work today. I decided I would save the shit for home. Here it is three hours later and I am gearing up for a wonderful shit.
This has been in the making for three days now. I just know this is going to be a great shit. I blew a couple farts in my car on the way home from work and let me tell you they were great ones!
They were so good, I guarantee you guys would have liked them. It was a great funk that you would have appreciated. Like fine, aged cheese- a smell that you have to smell and say to yourself, "You know that smells fucked up, but I just want to smell it some more and engulf myself in the aroma."
This shit is going to be big, figuratively and literally. I call these shits mastodon shits. They are brown like wooly mammoths and they are big and they smell like something that has been dead for a million years.
I expect to read a nice magazine in the bathroom. The process will take 30-45 minutes.
When I am done I will go to the liquor store. I will get drunk.
Then I will masturbate.
I will dedicate my shit to Jim Tressel because it appropriately describes the way he coached against Florida- shitty.
I will pour out a little liquor for the niggaz on lockdown like Maurice Clarett and the dead ones, too.
I will dedicate my sperm to the hot chicks in the Tressel photo.
Thanks, all
after all that, I never took a shit last night. Then I in turn decided to not get drunk and not to play with myself. No worries. I have begun drunking right now and will soon poo. THis will be the shiznit.
I just jerked off during the Super Bowl halftime show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See Tressel? That's how you win a title game.
Coach Tressel,
You should join the NFL and try to win the Super Bowl. Think of all the blowjobs you would get! I know if I was a good college coach like you, I would make that change to the pro game.
This website is the shiznit.
re: Tony Dungy!!!
Hah hah hah! Great post, man!
Jim Tressel- Hiya, dude. You got great gams.
I think The Ohio State University told Jim Tressel to lay off the posting for now.
We got out recruited by Illinois. Your really slipping Tress.
I like balls in my sugar.
The Gators cheated.....they slipped something in Troy Smith's drink before the game and got the O-Line fucked up on weed during the warm-up.........Damn Gators...
By the way..... F Michigan, F Penn State, F Notre Dame, F Texas, F USC, F Boise State, F the whole NCAA division 1........ Bucks rule....only 2 teams can get to the game--one has to lose... got there 2 times in 6 years--- More first round picks than anyone else---Heisman, Tons of All Americans--- Screw off--Bucks rule...we will be back to the title game (and win it) after 2008 season
that's crazy talk
What is a "half-time quckie"?
I think Tressel was possibly drunk during the Florida game.
Maybe he is in rehab now and university officials are keeping it hush hush?
By the way, I shit this morning. Another mastodon shit. I also pulled out some dingleberries while I was wiping. My ass hasn't felt this fresh in years!
Hear my voice
Feel my noise
I am the dancing queen
It's Valentine's Day and I've got a date with my toilet bowl, so suck it, Bill.
I just jerked off to that picture of Jim tressel wearing a thong on his speedboat. That picture is fire!
I am gucking drunj, bitch Tresl
Tony Sullivan- if you must talk about crapping, go right ahead. At least there will be something to read here. I am disappointed that Coach has abandoned us. He is having a terrible 2007 and I am starting to lose faith.
Sunday shit-
On Sunday, 2/18 I took a quality healthy shit in the late morning.
For dinner I had previously frozen shellfish. It really destroyed me. I had a nasty stomach hurtin' and shit attack.
Tressel, you are such a burnout. It all went downhill after the nc game. How do you go to the nc game, and still get outrecruited by illinois. The Bucs are in for a long haul
Tressek,
please post more stuff.
Poetry? Who is talking about poetry? I just want to write a line.
I made a poodie.
I need more Steven Swain in my life. Jim Tressel has abandoned us. Somebody please get that Swain guy to come back and post again. (The Swain comment three or four posts up is like more than two weeks old already.)
Sign me up for some truck stop love.
Hey Tressler,
What do you think about the Ohio State Buckeyes basketball team?
Will they go all the way?
Will they get their asses kicked by Florida in the title game?
Please post your thoughts, buddy.
What's up with all the truck shit?
Thad Matta Mattas.
Signed, sealed, delivered- I'm Yours!
Please vote for me to be the next American Idol.
Anyone give a damn about this year's spring game? Think the Bucks will show up this time?
Nice try by the B-ballers, cept for the 20 missed threes. We shoulda blew em out, oh well...
I'd fuck Tressel's wife but I don't wanna catch what he's got, think I'll just masterbate to a pic of the Gator cheerleaders!
Old School University, do we play Florida in baseball this year? Probably in the finals of the college world series... Woulda won if we coulda just caught the fly balls! Speakin a fly balls, mines gotta answer the phone, Tres is callin again to whine some more.
I ain't drinkin Gatorade no more.
At least I set you straight.
C'mon coach... you've been drowning your sorrows in skanky ho's and coke long enough. Get back on the blog!!!!!
Coach, I hope you overcome your addiction soon and post again.
I promise I'll slob on your knob if you post again.
Your girl,
Britney
Hey Coach,
I've almost cleared up that nasty case of gonorrhea you gave me. To celebrate I stuffed my ass w/coke so you can snort it out before taking a trip up the ol' Hershey highway.
If you post again, I promise to keep taking the penicillin...
Your fan,
Lindsay
Please come back and delight us, Coach.
And thats the truth. All I need is you.
I made a little pood a poo tonight on my bathroom floor while drunk. Cool or what?
It is now May 16...
re: Steve Swain doo doo.
Definitely cool.
Now May 21.
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