Rasbery Scones!!!!
Blah Blah. Fuck shit damint. Razamtaz gobbledy gook. Titties. Big ole titties. Hovercrafts. Random arcane Ohio State Buckeyes Reference. I just did so much blow. Ha ha ha. Sweater vest. Fuckin' some hos!!!! Maurice Clarette. Make fun of retarded people. I just smoked weed!!!! Rap-ity dap dap. Wooo. Now I'm a gangstah Rapper. Blah Blah. Krenzel's a homo.
Varias decenas de civiles han muerto durante una operación de la OTAN contra los talibanes al sur de Afganistán, en la provincia de Kandahar, han informado hoy medios locales y testigos que elevan a 63 la cifra de fallecidos. La Alianza, por su parte, ha reconocido que en los bombardeos murieron civiles, aunque no ha precisado el número.
More hovercrafts. Troy smith is black!!!! Fuck you Charlie Weiss. Robots. Blah Blah Blah.
Durb a durb, durb durb durb durb.@!@!@!@!@!@#!#3838382041u0hjafdil;fnd ao;894urqo0tj3qpovhohjvo;anc voahvo cna. Justin Zwick.
Michigan. Hey why do some clouds look like people and some clouds look like nothing.
I'm gonna go blow my fucking brains out....
Varias decenas de civiles han muerto durante una operación de la OTAN contra los talibanes al sur de Afganistán, en la provincia de Kandahar, han informado hoy medios locales y testigos que elevan a 63 la cifra de fallecidos. La Alianza, por su parte, ha reconocido que en los bombardeos murieron civiles, aunque no ha precisado el número.
More hovercrafts. Troy smith is black!!!! Fuck you Charlie Weiss. Robots. Blah Blah Blah.
Durb a durb, durb durb durb durb.@!@!@!@!@!@#!#3838382041u0hjafdil;fnd ao;894urqo0tj3qpovhohjvo;anc voahvo cna. Justin Zwick.
Michigan. Hey why do some clouds look like people and some clouds look like nothing.
I'm gonna go blow my fucking brains out....
posted by Jimmy Tressel at 4:20 PM
39 Comments:
your diet works WONDERS!!!
thanks to the coach way of getting a 6 pack and a steady diet of meth, i'm down to 97 pounds!
thanks coach....
Damm, Coach!
Jus' cuz I sold you dem crack rocks don' mean ya had ta' smoke 'em all at once!!
Also, I din' know you spoke espanol. I bin learnin' it in da joint...so's I can get my coke empire up an' runnin when I gets out. Consiga un asimiento de se, tu tienen una carrera del rap a pensar alrededor, muthafucka!
--Mo
you better sober up before saturday jimbo...
I second that emotion, Mr. Alex Boone.
Show me that smile again. (Show me that smile)
Don't waste another minute on your cryin.
We're nowhere near the end (nowhere near)
The best is ready to begin.
the content of this post is the same random series of words and ideas that go through my head while i wait for your awesome posts to download. you make a has been - feel like a "have to be". thanks jimbo
I just jacked off Coach. It was unbelievable. You should try it instead of working out or doing drugs.
frisky dingo on adult swim rocks, you should check it out coach.
can't you just toy with the teams you choose to destroy and make the games a little closer, your sheer dominance on the field is making my saturdays borring. maybe next week you could play keep away until they cry.
the gorrilla mask is also known as the abe lincoln.
Krenzel,
Who is little Timmy?
Yo Tressel,
Did you do any mischief tonight?
I did. I threw eggs at houses and I threw toilet paper on some trees.
It got me horny and I will now masturbate.
fart
Krenzel,
You let your son watch you fuck?
anonymous,
Was that supposed to be a subliminal message? If so, it worked. I just gassed out my geky roommate! He left the room to study in the lounge after my gas attack.
Tressel,
Did you dress up for Halloween?
I dressed as Lloyd Carr.
Hey now, haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door now. It's much better to face these kinds of things with a rise in personality.
Letting Timmy watch was a bad mistake, krenezel.
I hope all of you Suckeye fans saw the beating we gave West Virginia tonight, because its only going to get worse for Tressel's Troops. January 8th, 2007. Mark it down as the end of an era.
And let me say thanks to Troy Smith. Troy, thanks for keeping the Heisman warm for me. But i'll be taking over now if you don't mind. Actually, who gives a fuck what you think. Brian Brohm is just that fucking good.
mr. brohm, sir please allow me to prepare you for some disappointment. for when i recieve the heisman this year - and mark my words i shall, i willl place that material mark of my hard work and achievement in my freezer. then i shall ever so gently place it inside your mother's cornhole before i make sweet, sweet monkey love to it. it's a little manuver me and the chaps call the fudgesicle, my hero and best friend coach jim informed me that back when he was a youth it was refered to as the chilly willy.
Tressel is a pimp!
I just found out about this site today at work.
I also think it is cool some of his former and current players post here!
Peace,
I'm out
I really hope Coach goes into rehab soon.
This is hip.
I'm feelin' the vibe, I'm feelin' the vibe.
I don't have sex. I breed.
Tressel,
Do you get boners from Michelle Wie?
re: Bob Keedlingthrush
Ha ha! I remember that line! You must have also gone to school with Jim. That's easily the funniest thing he ever said and probably one of the top five funniest lines I've ever heard.
You must have been on crack betting the Suckeyes in the first place. Next time you should wager on a real team, such as Louisville.
Arthur,
Nice to see you've come to your senses. If I was you, i would bet a lot more than 500 on Louisville Thursday. Trust me. I won't let you down like that overrated Troy Smith, who plays with a dozen first round picks. I lost my only talented teammate week one, but I still get the job done.
Brian,
I think your wide receivers are good players.
Tressel,
Any chance I could hang out with you in the locker room after a game?
Let me know. I'll be in attendance for the Michigan game.
Pete's post does it. This is the most homoerotic football website I have ever come across.
Guys wanting to hang out in locker rooms, Tressel wearing women's clothing, guys asking other guys if they received erections, guys talking about masturbation, a guy posting about receiving fellatio from Billy Joel, a guy posting from jail (you just know he's taking it in the ass), Steve Swain douchin' it up, Frank acting flamboyant, etc.
I will vote Brohm for Heisman. Also, I hope nobody at Ohio State knees any Michigan players in the man region like Tyler Brayton did.
I just read that post and now have the urge to fondle myself.
Hey guys and gals. Check out my first porn scene.
I love being up in some black ass.
http://www.naughty-xxx.com/kaylani_cream/6.JPG
Jim,
You have very small testicles.
Brian how are those ribs feeling today. You got fucked up pretty much all night last night. Don't ever diss my skills at QB again with your 145 yd. night against Rutgers. It wasn't even a good team it was fucking Rutgers.
Guys, I have shamed myself, and all the Louisville fans across the world. There is no excuse, I played like shit. The only thing I can fall back on is the millions of dollars I will make being the next great QB in the NFL. But still, this one hurts.
Tressel has nice pants. I wonder if he will cream them onn the sidelines when he beats Michigan.
U R a punk beyotch coach.
Stay off the damn field too. Are you trying to letter, or what??
Tuhl.
Tressel,
Let me blow you.
I want to play beach blanket bingo with coach Tressel.
Yo COACH!!
I know you gettin' ready fo' da game -- We all gon' be watchin' in the pen. I got 12 packs a' smokes ridin' on dis bitch. Anywayz, I only gets 20 min a week on dis machine, an' right now I'm gon' uze em to drop science!
Yo
When I step to the mic, yo, the room explodes
Niggaz pound 40s, ho’s take off clothes
I spit mad tight lyrics over gangsta grooves,
I got ol’ school flow wit’ a tailback’s moves
I’d be livin’ tha life if I wuzn’t in jail
Ridin’ Bentleys, smokin’ herbs an’ gettin’ lotsa tail
So you best watcha back, cuz I’m tunnelin’ out
Then I’ll tunnel my dick right into Mary J’s mouth
I be drinkin’ Cristal when I sign my deal
But don’ worry bout Mo, yo, I keeps it real
‘Cuz that’s about the time the crime spree begins
I need mo’ than gold records to make my endz
I’ll jack LeBron’s ride when da bitch ain’t lookin’
He got so much money, he’ll never know I took it
I’ll roll down to campus wit’ my favorite gun
Then we’ll see how fast Ted Ginn can run
Then I’ll knock, knock on my man Troy Smith’s door
An’ fuck all his bitchez when I knock him to tha floor
But yo, after that, it’ll be all good
I’ll drive him in the whip down to Coach T’s hood
‘Cuz Tressel is the Don of the Buckeye mob,
But he ain’t content to just steal an’ rob---
So we’ll smoke a fat blunt and hatch a National scheme
About a mystery playa, wearin’ number 13.
Go Buckz. Beat Michigan.
--Mo
express yourself
you've got to make him express himself
hey hey hey hey
you got to believe it or else
or we'll show you how
express what you've got
baby make it or not
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