Bo Knows
My prediction:
Ohio State 87, Michigan 0.
See you fools at the party after our big win.
posted by Jimmy Tressel at 8:17 AM
Saturday, November 18, 2006
My prediction:
Ohio State 87, Michigan 0.
See you fools at the party after our big win.
82 Comments:
I am geting drunk at tailgate prty. poting this on cellphone, so typin msy be bad. My son is at home with wife. so I can get really trashed good. first time drinking since May. will go looking for Swain in pakring lots. go Buckeyes!!
Fear the sweater vest Michigan!
Bo knows massive heart attacks.
Jim "the jew" Solomon, listen ass hat Michigan was 2 messed up snaps away from a pounding with the "old flesh gavel" Easily should have been 49-21!!! So bring on the rematch I don't want to see an SEC team get run anyways!!!
I have now come to the conclusion this is THE place on the internet to go for the unholy combination of f-bombs, dick talk, Michigan hate, Ohio State love, Jim Tressel dick-riding, and left field musings (the latest example was that gem from Andy).
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So coach how much did Smith get paid this year for the win?
I just wanted to say that Troy Smith is Awesome (capital "A") and that I love most black people even Jimmy Tressel. One time I reached my hand into a jar full of jelly beans and when I pulled it out, the black ones stole my watch. Oh crap there I go again. Jerry! Jerry! Man down. Man down. Can't we just accept that now matter what race or nationality we are - we are all racist to some degree. It's your tolerance and acceptance that's important. Anyone that has ever felt fear because of racial differences knows this. Getting along means accepting these differences and finding a way to change them through dialoge and exposure. We are all afraid and band together through similarities, a survival insinct. Sorry I fucked up on stage. I really only hate puerto ricans and jews.
Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!
Word, word, word, yo.
I took Michigan and the points and I won $1,000. Thank you, Mr. Tressel for not being good enough to cover the spread.
The Nittany Lions will put ya all ta shame next year, bitches!
I hope you all had a fine Thanksgiving. I sure did.
My son helped carve the turkey.
It was an exceptional day.
The tryptophan knocked me out for a few hours. I passed out on the floor in my dining room. Now I find myself awake at this late hour!
Tomorrow when I have some time I will tell you guys what happened to me on Saturday at the game.
I hope you all have a blessed day.
I don't remember anything after the 3rd quarter. I could not find Steven Swain in the parking lot. I was looking the Tressel's World tee shirt or his face which I recognize from his blog.
I told a bunch of people about this site and I see Dan Gladdis posted so far.
When I came to it was Sunday morning and I was laying on a bed by myself in a frat house. I got up and put on my pants and shoes and left the house without seeing anybody on ym way out. As soon as I got outside I ran and I ran. I don't know what happened in that frat house and I don't want to know.
My behind feels good, so it is safe to conclude none of those guys took advantage of me.
It is safe to assume I did some drinking at the frat house and I was probably wowing them with my jokes. They knew I was drunk, so they let me crash.
I have to go now. I hear my wife complaining.
sounds like Pat lost his virginity to some frat boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pat is as gay as a French horn.
you are whack, Pat
going through life dumb and pussyish is no way to go through it
c'mon guys,
I don't think we have gay frat boys. Maybe at Michigan they have that. I think Pat prolly got some hot co-ed pussy action.
Pat- please see a hypnotist or something or concentrate really good. You're memories of that night should come back to you soon if you try.
uh, yi-es
i can't start my day without powdering my donuts now coach. thanks for the tip. one hell of a season jimbo, can't wait till january. it seems so far away. i hope you can stay out of trouble until then...
he better stay out of trouble. avoiding frat houses would be a start.
Who cares if Pat screwed a few frat people. It is 2006. Can't you guys accept the fact one of one fellow fans is a gay person?
Maybe Pat went to the party and simply fell asleep and took his pants off in the bed?
Did you fuckwits ever consider that instead of just calling him a gay person?
Hey Coach
Whatb wuz the longest shit you ever took?
Inquiring minds want to know.
I am not the coach, but I will put out my answers for the board to consider.
Longest in length- I produced a turd that formed almost a full circle in the bowl. I didn't flush it. I showed my roommate (this was while I was an undergrad at Ohio St.). We estimated its length to be 14 inches.
Longest in time to beging leaving my ass to falling into toilet bowl- 35 minutes
I was having trouble getting the thing out. My wife was driving home from work and I called her while I was shitting. At that time I was 5 minutes in and I knew the constipation was real bad. I told her to stop for some prune juice.
When she arrived home I took the prune juice and drank the whole bottle. Finally the piece of shit came out.
to anonymous,
I agree it sucks. But that is because Jim Asshole Tressel runs in and his henchman write most of the posts.
I do like the outsiders who stir up shit like Jim Solomon and Steve Stain.
Coach Tressel- figures a dick like you would get a dick tattoo. Moron.
Sorry about the typo, Steven. Please don't beat me up.
That typo gave me a good idea. I will now call him Sleeve Stain.
We know you are the "president of the bring back sleeve stain fan club", Craig.
Yikes. Talk about being a douchebag, you are the king.
I didn't know it was possible to be that much of a douche.
Please don't post here anymore.
What happened to:
that girl
O.G. Bucknuts
Gareth from Down Under
Those guys were all cool.
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
SANTA TRESS is coming to town!
SANTA TRESS is coming to town!
Santa Tress is coming to towwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
SANTA TRESS is coming to town!
SANTA TRESS is coming to town!
Santa Tress is coming to towwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
WE WANT...
Florida???
OSU will roll those pussies like fat-ass blunt. Only time will tell. The selection show is only hours away.
Coach, if you're reading this from the hoverbed in your weed-smoke-filled barometric chamber, we'd love to hear your thoughts on who will make a worthy opponent.
to Touchdown Tommy,
That is pure unadulteredarted comedy fuckin' gold. Do you write for Cracked magazine or Mad or Harper's Bazaarre? If not, you should. That post made me laugh so hard I wet my pants with some drops of urine! In a few minutes I will wet my pants with semen!!!!
where are you coach, i miss your posts. come back!!!!!!!!!!
up yours, Clark Turner
Can I give Ellen a poke someday?
If I can, I thank you, Tressel.
Jim Tressel is also known as Daddy Duche.
Jim Tressel is the armpit of this blog.
Bill sounds pretty cool!
Hey Krenzel,
I'm gonna get you.
I'm fascinated with your love, boy.
The REAL o.g. bucknut did no such thing.
Furthermore, the REAL o.g. bucknut's comments should be easily identifiable to anyone who's ever passed a college-level English course.
Feel free to call me a douchebag. At least I'm not the one who wants to pound ass.
That's all I care to say on the subject. Fire away if you must.
My butt hurts.
Hey Jimbo,
When you lose to Florida and Michigan beats USC, Michigan will get a share of the national title. What do you think of that, Tressel?
I think it is great.
O.G. Bucknut and anonymous
Two asshole Buckeye fans fighting with each other. Keep it up, guys and gals. I love it.
Solomon, you really need to lay off the pipe, man. The current line is 8, which means the bookies are taking sucker bets.
The final score will be OSU 49, Gators 17.
Michigan will indeed beat USC, which means Lllloyd will keep his job for another year. Ain't nobody in Columbus complainin''bout that.
No split title anyways Jim, because Michigan will have lost to Ohio State!! Duh!
Solomon, you are a jew, right? Isn't it passover or something?
Question for the board.
I will be hosting a BCS National Title Game viewing party. I am working on making my own video of Coach Tressel and the boys.
I am splicing together many clips of the 2006 season to the sound of some great songs by Madonna, C&C Music Factory, Nelly, and My Chemical Romance.
I need help with the Madonna song.
I don't know the name of it and I don't know the lyrics that well. This is what I have:
Now if you're ready or not
You've got to show he's hot
Is best water's hot
Baby ready or not
You've got to make him
Express himself
You've got to show him
Hey hey hey hey
A Nagron?
What the fuck was that?
You Ohio State fans are truly fucked up. You are wors than I ever suspected.
The split title will happen if Michigan blows out USC and Florida beats Ohio State in a crappy game. If Florida wins 16-13 in a sloppy game with lots of turnovers and they don't look impressive and Michigan beats USC 44-13 (which will happen for sure), Michigan and Florida will share the national title because the human polls will find for Michigan, even though the stupid rule says the BCS Championship game winner wins the national bullshit title.
Yes, I am Jewish. Is that a problem?
hello folks,
I haven't posted since 3 weeks ago. I am not gay. I did see a hypnotist as that one guy suggested. All what happened is I was peeing on a Michigan fan's car and a Theta Chi guy saw me and decided I should party with him. So I went to their after game par-tay and I got even more drunker. It was great. I took my pants off because I pissed in them a little. Nothing to worry about guys. I was not a recipient of homo sex.
If I don't post again until 3 weeks,
From the Harris family to yours, Have a Happy Holiday Season!
Solomon, you're out of your tree.
The stupid rule is the stupid rule. Margin of victory doesn't count. And even if the coaches' poll DID mean shit at this point, NO ONE is going to say Michigan deserves to share a title with a team that beat them in the last week of the season.
OSU is just a better team than UM this year. I know it's hard, but you gotta accept it, man.
Sorry, need to clarify:
No one is going to say Michigan deserves to share a title with a team that JUST BEAT THE TEAM that beat them in the last week of the season.
Missed a secondary beating while typing my previous post. Or would that be beating once removed?
Either way, Michigan ain't sharing that title.
i have got one good arm that bends just so
i reach it out and i can touch my little toe
extending it upwards i can touch my face
my arm's touching things all over the place
i grab my nagron and i swing it round
i rubbed on most everything i've found
simply touch my nagron and be my new friend
it's just me and my nagron to the bitter end
Pat Harris? As in Neil Patrick Harris??? Man, Doogie Howser was awesome.
Frank. Here's your answer.
Express Yourself
Also, you are gay.
Uh, yi-es.
Uh, yi-es.
Hello The Red Rocket,
Do you want some doughnuts? I can send them in the mail.
I charge $0.22 for each doughnut.
I call bullshit.
That wasn't the real Fake Swain who posted a few comments back.
Dear A Nagron,
I would like one of your doughnuts. I will only buy one right now just to be sure I like it. Do you sell your doughnuts in any malls in the Virginia area?
Thank you sir.
Sincerely,
Da Double S
Uh, yi-es.
I'm smitten with Jim Tressel's hair chest.
When is hair chest? Is it a piece of furniture made from camel hair? I need to know. Baby, I need to know.
What is the difference between the Real Fake Swain and the Fake Fake Swain?
About two inches in cock length and one inch in cock girth.
i likey me some doughnuts. powdered of course.
i likey me a nice fat nap in the sun.
i likey big floppy boobies.
i likey driving past dead things all twisty and guessing what they once were when they pranced about.
i remember pancakes and waffles and they way my sweet dear mother would beat me when i didn't finish.
i remember sunny days at the beach an the old bag i hit in the face with a tennis ball who told my mother.
i remember playing atari and wrestling over a pile of legos.
i remember the first kill. i'll never forget that sweet silent moment.
i used to believe that the world used to be black and white because of black and white movies and old photos, i thought god was just lazy about inventing color for everyone. maybe he was... prove it.
i believe that jurassic park might be the worst movie ever made.
i believe we are all puppets manipulated through media, governments, hormones and various hungers. with no chioce but to follow the bread crumbs before us.
if you step on a crack you will break your mother's back.
if you step on cracks nothing really happpens, oh wait i just heard someones mother's spine snap.
i likey jimmy tressel, but the chapionship game will be boring. ohio state is so good this year that the games are boring. i'll end up stealing my aunt's sears catalog and turning to the underware section by halftime.
oh yeah jimbo - tell your kids to finish their senior year. just tell them about your friend the space cowboy, maurice, some call him the gangster of love. some people ask him to pick up the soap and keep his hand in their back pocket and burn rats to make pretty mascara for him with the ashes.
oh yeah, kiss my nagron you silly vatiches.
i googled "planet nagron" this is what I got:
Tressel's World: Bo Knows
I'm a Nagron I'm from the planet Nagron I make doughnuts I'm a fuckin' loser The N stands for nerd Big fuckin' nerd With a stupid hat ...
tresselsworld.blogspot.com/2006/11/bo-knows.html - 94k - Cached - Similar pages
To Hartcock,
Exactly how is that you have arrived at these numbers?
Any chance your middle initial begins with the letter I? If so, you must have had a rough childhood. I can understand how you went gay.
domo everbotto Mr. Roboto
domo
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domo everybotto Mr. Roboto
domo
domo
domo
When will Jim Tressel update this blog?
Is Planet Nagron the new Steven Swain?
as in the new fad here?
nagron is the new black, bitches.
A Nagron should get his own TV show.
to the anonymous loser who cannot read-
My name is Hartsock, not Hartcock. I play for the Tennessee Titans.
You wish you could be me.
i was born by the river
on a planet far from earth
i time travel by sleeping
titties
big ol titties!
i can hard boil eggs by staring at them
toes? i have ten
earth broads are slutty
i'm nagro-american and proud
A nagron is my pimp.
I want to adopt Swain.
Uh, yi-es.
Bobby Digital,
The Jews own the Holy Land.
Michigan will get a share of the national title when they win and Ohio State loses. It will happen just like USC got a share of the national title when LSU won the BCS title game.
It will happen or I'll eat Tressel's shoe.
I got a great blowjob from my girlfriend for Hanukkah tonight. My dick is beautiful.
a nagron stole my lunch yeserday, and my career twenty years ago. filthy nagrons...
Hey Philip S.,
Is your last name Schwartz or Steinberg or Stern by any chance?
happy holidays to all your buttplugs
HahahahaTressell and TUOOS!!
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