I'm not all football. I got things to say. I write poetry about things, alot of things that aren't about football. This site is about those things.
posted by Jimmy Tressel at 8:17 AM
I am geting drunk at tailgate prty. poting this on cellphone, so typin msy be bad. My son is at home with wife. so I can get really trashed good. first time drinking since May. will go looking for Swain in pakring lots. go Buckeyes!!
Fear the sweater vest Michigan!
great job coach. The hookers are on me tonight buddy
I got me a blowjob tonight because of this game!
You got a blowjob? I'm so horny I want to fuck every bitch I see tonight!I already fucked two. My girlfriend and some slut I found at a bar.
Wow, you guys are retarded(Boston Strangler excluded). Anybody who brags about fucking girls on the internet does not fuck girls, they fuck their hand. Coach, way to mastermind the darkest days in Michigan football history. If you could only out Tom Brady your crushing of their souls would be complete.
I'll punch you in the ovaries, aupremeallahasshole.
Bo knows massive heart attacks.
fuck you, dickbagWe'll play you in the rematch for the national title. On a neutral field the Wolverines will beat your punk asses.
Jim "the jew" Solomon, listen ass hat Michigan was 2 messed up snaps away from a pounding with the "old flesh gavel" Easily should have been 49-21!!! So bring on the rematch I don't want to see an SEC team get run anyways!!!
Any hot chicks post here?Also, fuck Michigan.
my dick stinks like raw sewage dipped in adam's apple juice. It is mountainous and erupts like Niagara Falls on unsuspecting people.fuck you Treesel.
Hey Krenzel,At least I have a big cock, you fuckin anti-Semite.
Yo Tressel,Fuck you for desecrating that Schembechler photo. If he was alive he would kick your fairy ass, bitch.
I have now come to the conclusion this is THE place on the internet to go for the unholy combination of f-bombs, dick talk, Michigan hate, Ohio State love, Jim Tressel dick-riding, and left field musings (the latest example was that gem from Andy).
re: Marsupian Jones, Andy, supremeallahI agree with Marsupian. This message board is off the chain.Andy- I noticed you wrote that fucked up shit on a Monday afternoon. Were you drinking or doing smoking crack? I know it has to be one or the other.supermeallah- I fuck bitches. I write about it on the internet. YOu play with your penis by yourself.
Jim Solomon, Michigan still lost and as for your big dick claim. What is the use if you are going to use it to fuck guys? I still have the biggest brain to come out of Big Ten athletics and a sweet PT Cruiser!!!!
The only thing big on a jew is his nose.
Fuck the Ann Arbor Ass Pirates. Great job, Coach!
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Krenzel looks like a asshole, which is appropriate because he is one.
So coach how much did Smith get paid this year for the win?
Alright you fuckers. I've almost proved my point. What more can a man do but just consistantly kick ass on and off the field. I woke up in Vegas this morning with some strange broad and a new tatoo. If you must know - it's a tatoo of a red vest on my johnson. I'll catch up with you kids soon, I think I lost my wedding ring up some skank's snatch. Still got a bunch of pieces to put together that might make the last few days make sense. Stay scarlet and grey til' the die you day. Man I need a vacation.
I just wanted to say that Troy Smith is Awesome (capital "A") and that I love most black people even Jimmy Tressel. One time I reached my hand into a jar full of jelly beans and when I pulled it out, the black ones stole my watch. Oh crap there I go again. Jerry! Jerry! Man down. Man down. Can't we just accept that now matter what race or nationality we are - we are all racist to some degree. It's your tolerance and acceptance that's important. Anyone that has ever felt fear because of racial differences knows this. Getting along means accepting these differences and finding a way to change them through dialoge and exposure. We are all afraid and band together through similarities, a survival insinct. Sorry I fucked up on stage. I really only hate puerto ricans and jews.
hey Shit for Brains,Niagara Falls is not a volcano. It is a waterfall.
Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!
Happy Thanksgiving, you crazy fucks.
Brad is a stupid ass turkey. They don't make fucksticks as dumb as you anymore where I come from. You say it is not a volcano, but when I'm erupting on your girlfriend's chest, she'll know what hit her. You can watch if you like but we'll put you in the retard cage.People like you are what makes this world sucks. Always bursting upon the scene acting like assholes. You know what? Go fuck yourself, Brad. I'm showing you something here. I'm coming aboard with that hard shit. You just can't see it because you are such a bitch. Who gives a shit, who gives a shit, you say. Well, fuck you. I'm writing here!You pull up that can and you'll see the wood, bitch ass.
Word, word, word, yo.I took Michigan and the points and I won $1,000. Thank you, Mr. Tressel for not being good enough to cover the spread.The Nittany Lions will put ya all ta shame next year, bitches!
Fuck penn state and their jurasic gotta use a safety toilet dinosaur child molester glasses wearing bitch of a coach. Heed my prediction... JoPa will be dead as a doornail by march.
I hope you all had a fine Thanksgiving. I sure did.My son helped carve the turkey.It was an exceptional day.The tryptophan knocked me out for a few hours. I passed out on the floor in my dining room. Now I find myself awake at this late hour!Tomorrow when I have some time I will tell you guys what happened to me on Saturday at the game.I hope you all have a blessed day.
I don't remember anything after the 3rd quarter. I could not find Steven Swain in the parking lot. I was looking the Tressel's World tee shirt or his face which I recognize from his blog.I told a bunch of people about this site and I see Dan Gladdis posted so far.When I came to it was Sunday morning and I was laying on a bed by myself in a frat house. I got up and put on my pants and shoes and left the house without seeing anybody on ym way out. As soon as I got outside I ran and I ran. I don't know what happened in that frat house and I don't want to know.My behind feels good, so it is safe to conclude none of those guys took advantage of me.It is safe to assume I did some drinking at the frat house and I was probably wowing them with my jokes. They knew I was drunk, so they let me crash.I have to go now. I hear my wife complaining.
sounds like Pat lost his virginity to some frat boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pat is as gay as a French horn.
you are whack, Patgoing through life dumb and pussyish is no way to go through it
ha ha Pat took it up the ass at a frat partylol
c'mon guys, I don't think we have gay frat boys. Maybe at Michigan they have that. I think Pat prolly got some hot co-ed pussy action. Pat- please see a hypnotist or something or concentrate really good. You're memories of that night should come back to you soon if you try.
There is some wack ass shit here, fo' real.
Pat's ass is a cum repositiory
i can't start my day without powdering my donuts now coach. thanks for the tip. one hell of a season jimbo, can't wait till january. it seems so far away. i hope you can stay out of trouble until then...
he better stay out of trouble. avoiding frat houses would be a start.
Who cares if Pat screwed a few frat people. It is 2006. Can't you guys accept the fact one of one fellow fans is a gay person?
Maybe Pat went to the party and simply fell asleep and took his pants off in the bed?Did you fuckwits ever consider that instead of just calling him a gay person?
This page SUCKS!
to the asshole who wrote "This page SUCKS!"- FUCK YOU, SCUMBAGto those who think Pat is gay- I am a member of a fraternity at Ohio State and I sometimes sleep with my pants off. It doesn't make me gay. Pat is a good guy, maybe a little naive, but I don't think he's gay. My fraternity brothers would never fuck a man.
To greg n.,Open your eyes, dude. This blog does suck. It sucks bad. Some jerk pretending to be Jim Tressel writing dumb shit and photoshopping stupid pictures. Then we have a bunch of morons in the posts arguing about whether or not some douchebag is a homo or not.Get a life. All of you people. This is fucking ridiculous.
Bite you? Who said we would bite you? I only wanted to smoke the drizzle weed yo man baby. WORd! Word. That's that shit, Treseel. You crazy ass motherfucker!.! Yeah pass that fuckin bong bitch.fuck fuck fuck
da new nigga in town- yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo , yo, yo, yo, yo, yo what up dog?You want to split a fifth of Heneessey, my nigga? I got that shit right here just let me know we up here rollin in Columbus, with the bitchesTreseel can run up this spot too if he has the fuckin time but I like this show ebcause it is good and that's al that matters what the fuck fuck all those other bastardzsfuck this shit uhniggabitvch
Hey Coach Whatb wuz the longest shit you ever took?Inquiring minds want to know.
I am not the coach, but I will put out my answers for the board to consider.Longest in length- I produced a turd that formed almost a full circle in the bowl. I didn't flush it. I showed my roommate (this was while I was an undergrad at Ohio St.). We estimated its length to be 14 inches.Longest in time to beging leaving my ass to falling into toilet bowl- 35 minutesI was having trouble getting the thing out. My wife was driving home from work and I called her while I was shitting. At that time I was 5 minutes in and I knew the constipation was real bad. I told her to stop for some prune juice.When she arrived home I took the prune juice and drank the whole bottle. Finally the piece of shit came out.
myron cope= wack ass bitchKiss my ass, nigga.Paterno owns your coward Ohio State bitch ass.Jim Tressel ain't shit compared to the man, the myth, and the legend that is Joe Paterno.
to anonymous,I agree it sucks. But that is because Jim Asshole Tressel runs in and his henchman write most of the posts. I do like the outsiders who stir up shit like Jim Solomon and Steve Stain.
Coach Tressel- figures a dick like you would get a dick tattoo. Moron.Sorry about the typo, Steven. Please don't beat me up.That typo gave me a good idea. I will now call him Sleeve Stain.
"Sleeve Stain" brought sexy back. Where is that guy? He was a great poster. Somebody tell that motherfucker to start posting again.
We know you are the "president of the bring back sleeve stain fan club", Craig. Yikes. Talk about being a douchebag, you are the king.I didn't know it was possible to be that much of a douche.Please don't post here anymore.What happened to:that girlO.G. BucknutsGareth from Down UnderThose guys were all cool.
You better watch outYou better not cryYou better not poutI'm telling you whySANTA TRESS is coming to town!SANTA TRESS is coming to town!Santa Tress is coming to towwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
jeff- I can relate. I unearthed a large, circuitous brown solid frommest my rectum an hour ago. This thing stunk and I felt 8 pounds lighter when I was done with it. Before I flushed it I made my girlfriend look at it. She now won't let me fuck her tonight. I'll probably look to eat her pussy, however. That'll get her in the mood and then I'll fuck her in the asshole.
it's friday fuckin night and I am gettin zootedwoot wootwe rollin we rollin fuck usc we own them shitsfuck lloyd carr he doesn't have what it takes to defeat tressel and his boyscarr be fuckin up we rollin on all yall assesohio state for the new millenimumfuck aroundstylistic murda shit
WE WANT...Florida??? OSU will roll those pussies like fat-ass blunt. Only time will tell. The selection show is only hours away. Coach, if you're reading this from the hoverbed in your weed-smoke-filled barometric chamber, we'd love to hear your thoughts on who will make a worthy opponent.
the ohio state leafbags will dethrone the florida gators. I know I will for sure watch this game and I will watch The Tresselr rip apart the Gators assholes and shit on them.Woo hoo, baby love!
to Touchdown Tommy,That is pure unadulteredarted comedy fuckin' gold. Do you write for Cracked magazine or Mad or Harper's Bazaarre? If not, you should. That post made me laugh so hard I wet my pants with some drops of urine! In a few minutes I will wet my pants with semen!!!!
where are you coach, i miss your posts. come back!!!!!!!!!!
screw you anonymous. make your own damn posts, you son of a bitch
up yours, Clark Turner
Coach is busy preparing to fuck Urban "bitch bitch bitch" Myer up the ass in the BCS Championship game. Seriously, I hope we injure that 6'3 hillbilly runningback playing QB, Tim T-Blow. F him. OSU 52UF 24Troy is gonna be flossin' after winning his Heisman, then Krenzel is going to take him out on the town and pick up some hot punanny in the PT!
Don't be surprised to see Troy talkin a mile a minute on Saturday for his acceptance speech. I am going to NYC to meet him there, and my PT's dashboard is perfect for blowing rock star diesels!! Coach, Mrs. Tressel was practically pulling a Mrs. Robinson on me the other day when I dropped by. I of course had to deny her, because frankly, I don't want to fuck that roast-beef-curtain-wearing-old-as-fuck-cunt. So just a heads up take some time away from the office secretary and give Ellen a fucking poke
Can I give Ellen a poke someday?If I can, I thank you, Tressel.
fuck you, Paul.I saw her first.
Jim Tressel is also known as Daddy Duche.
Jim Tressel is the armpit of this blog.
Jimmy and Phil, you are both fags and should eat shit and die. Krenzel, you should stab Brady Quinn if you see him in NY, he is such a pussy.
I like to stick a finger in my ass while I whack off to my moms bras.
fuck you tressel. I come here everyday hoping that you put up a new damn blog entry, just looking for some laughter and comedic genius, and you always dissapoint me. I'm through with you tressel, you're dead to me.
Bill sounds pretty cool!
I'd totally fuck him.
R there any negroes on this website?
Damn it's 8 PM and I just got back from the festivities last night. Is it me or is it weird when you wake up with some 15 year old asian's finger in your ass and a goat split from chin to ass in the same bed with you. Troy had a good time but cut out early last night. Tressel and I kicked it old school 2002 style and went balls out with 3 balls of yak. I remember Tressel crying and saying how he didn't want to but he was probably gonna fuck Troy's mom when he got back to Ohio, he was mumbling about making the super-athlete and then he disappeared. Well that's it for me I am going to drink some agua and get some fucking chicken nuggets and call it a day.
Hey Krenzel,I'm gonna get you.
Hey nowYou're an all starGet your fuck onScore now
Hey Fuckstain, o.g. bucknut is taken, asshole. Maybe if you spent less time thinking about mastrbating to your family's unmentionables, you'd have time to come up with your own fucking handle. Asshole.
o.g. buckfut was the guy who pretended to be Bill and now he is getting pissed off when someone pretended to be o.g. buckfut.The real O.g. bucknut is a douchebag.Hey o.g bucknut- bend over while I stick it in ya ass.
I'm fascinated with your love, boy.
The REAL o.g. bucknut did no such thing. Furthermore, the REAL o.g. bucknut's comments should be easily identifiable to anyone who's ever passed a college-level English course.Feel free to call me a douchebag. At least I'm not the one who wants to pound ass. That's all I care to say on the subject. Fire away if you must.
My butt hurts.
Hey Jimbo,When you lose to Florida and Michigan beats USC, Michigan will get a share of the national title. What do you think of that, Tressel?I think it is great.
O.G. Bucknut and anonymousTwo asshole Buckeye fans fighting with each other. Keep it up, guys and gals. I love it.
Solomon, you really need to lay off the pipe, man. The current line is 8, which means the bookies are taking sucker bets. The final score will be OSU 49, Gators 17. Michigan will indeed beat USC, which means Lllloyd will keep his job for another year. Ain't nobody in Columbus complainin''bout that.
No split title anyways Jim, because Michigan will have lost to Ohio State!! Duh!
Solomon, you are a jew, right? Isn't it passover or something?
Question for the board.I will be hosting a BCS National Title Game viewing party. I am working on making my own video of Coach Tressel and the boys.I am splicing together many clips of the 2006 season to the sound of some great songs by Madonna, C&C Music Factory, Nelly, and My Chemical Romance. I need help with the Madonna song.I don't know the name of it and I don't know the lyrics that well. This is what I have:Now if you're ready or notYou've got to show he's hotIs best water's hotBaby ready or notYou've got to make himExpress himselfYou've got to show himHey hey hey hey
fuckin' FrankDamn, are you gay. I mean, wow.Also, WOW on the lyrics. Holy fuck. "Is best water's hot"? That might be the worst lyric fuck-up ever. You would have been better off writing "blah blah blah" for that line instead of embarrassing yourself with the nonsense you wrote.
I'm a NagronI'm from the planet NagronI make doughnutsI'm a fuckin' loserThe N stands for nerdBig fuckin' nerdWith a stupid hat
A Nagron?What the fuck was that?You Ohio State fans are truly fucked up. You are wors than I ever suspected. The split title will happen if Michigan blows out USC and Florida beats Ohio State in a crappy game. If Florida wins 16-13 in a sloppy game with lots of turnovers and they don't look impressive and Michigan beats USC 44-13 (which will happen for sure), Michigan and Florida will share the national title because the human polls will find for Michigan, even though the stupid rule says the BCS Championship game winner wins the national bullshit title.Yes, I am Jewish. Is that a problem?
hello folks,I haven't posted since 3 weeks ago. I am not gay. I did see a hypnotist as that one guy suggested. All what happened is I was peeing on a Michigan fan's car and a Theta Chi guy saw me and decided I should party with him. So I went to their after game par-tay and I got even more drunker. It was great. I took my pants off because I pissed in them a little. Nothing to worry about guys. I was not a recipient of homo sex.If I don't post again until 3 weeks,From the Harris family to yours, Have a Happy Holiday Season!
Solomon, you're out of your tree. The stupid rule is the stupid rule. Margin of victory doesn't count. And even if the coaches' poll DID mean shit at this point, NO ONE is going to say Michigan deserves to share a title with a team that beat them in the last week of the season. OSU is just a better team than UM this year. I know it's hard, but you gotta accept it, man.
Sorry, need to clarify:No one is going to say Michigan deserves to share a title with a team that JUST BEAT THE TEAM that beat them in the last week of the season. Missed a secondary beating while typing my previous post. Or would that be beating once removed?Either way, Michigan ain't sharing that title.
i have got one good arm that bends just soi reach it out and i can touch my little toeextending it upwards i can touch my facemy arm's touching things all over the placei grab my nagron and i swing it roundi rubbed on most everything i've foundsimply touch my nagron and be my new friendit's just me and my nagron to the bitter end
Pat Harris? As in Neil Patrick Harris??? Man, Doogie Howser was awesome.
Frank. Here's your answer.Express YourselfAlso, you are gay.
Hello The Red Rocket,Do you want some doughnuts? I can send them in the mail.I charge $0.22 for each doughnut.
I call bullshit. That wasn't the real Fake Swain who posted a few comments back.
wow, you truly are a genius, you cum guzzling queer!
Dear A Nagron,I would like one of your doughnuts. I will only buy one right now just to be sure I like it. Do you sell your doughnuts in any malls in the Virginia area?Thank you sir.Sincerely, Da Double S
This fucking Jap guy is cracking me up.I had two beers after work already (it's 8pm here) and I haven't pissed since 12:15 in the afternoon during my lunch break. I checked this site and saw this Jap shit and I pissed my pants a little.
I'm smitten with Jim Tressel's hair chest.
When is hair chest? Is it a piece of furniture made from camel hair? I need to know. Baby, I need to know.
What is the difference between the Real Fake Swain and the Fake Fake Swain?
About two inches in cock length and one inch in cock girth.
i likey me some doughnuts. powdered of course.i likey me a nice fat nap in the sun.i likey big floppy boobies.i likey driving past dead things all twisty and guessing what they once were when they pranced about.i remember pancakes and waffles and they way my sweet dear mother would beat me when i didn't finish.i remember sunny days at the beach an the old bag i hit in the face with a tennis ball who told my mother.i remember playing atari and wrestling over a pile of legos.i remember the first kill. i'll never forget that sweet silent moment.i used to believe that the world used to be black and white because of black and white movies and old photos, i thought god was just lazy about inventing color for everyone. maybe he was... prove it.i believe that jurassic park might be the worst movie ever made. i believe we are all puppets manipulated through media, governments, hormones and various hungers. with no chioce but to follow the bread crumbs before us.if you step on a crack you will break your mother's back.if you step on cracks nothing really happpens, oh wait i just heard someones mother's spine snap.i likey jimmy tressel, but the chapionship game will be boring. ohio state is so good this year that the games are boring. i'll end up stealing my aunt's sears catalog and turning to the underware section by halftime.oh yeah jimbo - tell your kids to finish their senior year. just tell them about your friend the space cowboy, maurice, some call him the gangster of love. some people ask him to pick up the soap and keep his hand in their back pocket and burn rats to make pretty mascara for him with the ashes.oh yeah, kiss my nagron you silly vatiches.
i googled "planet nagron" this is what I got:Tressel's World: Bo KnowsI'm a Nagron I'm from the planet Nagron I make doughnuts I'm a fuckin' loser The N stands for nerd Big fuckin' nerd With a stupid hat ...tresselsworld.blogspot.com/2006/11/bo-knows.html - 94k - Cached - Similar pages
To Hartcock,Exactly how is that you have arrived at these numbers?Any chance your middle initial begins with the letter I? If so, you must have had a rough childhood. I can understand how you went gay.
domo everbotto Mr. Robotodomodomodomo everybotto Mr. RobotodomodomodomoWhen will Jim Tressel update this blog?
Is Planet Nagron the new Steven Swain?
as in the new fad here?
nagron is the new black, bitches.
A Nagron should get his own TV show.
This A Nagron sounds pretty cool...I bet he would kick your ass Solomon..."Lettin' bygones be bygones and so on and so on."So, Solomon, do you think the Jews own the Hold Land, or do you think the skinnies own the Holy Land?I bet Tressel is working up a game plan to gang rape Urban Crier...Michigan is not getting a share of anything, other than Solomon's Ass...Just like all the other fags in Michigan...Go Bucks!
to the anonymous loser who cannot read-My name is Hartsock, not Hartcock. I play for the Tennessee Titans.You wish you could be me.
i was born by the riveron a planet far from earthi time travel by sleepingtittiesbig ol titties!i can hard boil eggs by staring at themtoes? i have ten earth broads are slutty i'm nagro-american and proud
A nagron is my pimp.
I want to adopt Swain.
Angelina,If you want to fuck a Nagron, a Nagron will fuck. Cordially yours,a Nagron
Bobby Digital,The Jews own the Holy Land.Michigan will get a share of the national title when they win and Ohio State loses. It will happen just like USC got a share of the national title when LSU won the BCS title game.It will happen or I'll eat Tressel's shoe.I got a great blowjob from my girlfriend for Hanukkah tonight. My dick is beautiful.
I just fuckin' farted. It goes out to you, Solomon. My Chanukah gift to you, bitch ass.
Coach, hurry up and post something so these retarded 14 year olds have something to fucking talk about. Jim "the hook nose jew" Solomon glad to hear your boyfriend tends to your needs. Whomever nagron is I believe that has to be the dumbest thought anyone could pssibly think up, way to go.
a nagron stole my lunch yeserday, and my career twenty years ago. filthy nagrons...
This goes out to Jim Solomon,Put on your yamaka.Now it's time for Hanukkah.Michigan sucks dick, Jim.
my nagron's two nextdoor neighbors are really nuts and they live right by a complete asshole.
Krenzel- worry about your own life, motherfucker.Kenneth- it is spelled yarmulke, you fucking anti-Semite.Peter Horner- fuck you, loser.
Krenzel,Why are you so bitter? I mean, I know you sucked ass in the NFL, but c'mon, you have that molecular biology degree to fall back on.If the Jew wants to Jew up this website, so be it. Your stupid fuckin' coach is to busy fucking his players to update this blog, so if Solomon wants to post, let him post and leave him alone, dirtbag.
phillip s, once you lead a team to an undefeated national championship, maybe then you can criticize mr. krenzel, you fucking sack of shit.
Hey Philip S.,Is your last name Schwartz or Steinberg or Stern by any chance?
stop the hate, morons. this site is about being retarted and awesome - not haters.
happy holidays to all your buttplugs
HahahahaTressell and TUOOS!!
Cheaty McSweatervest is disgraced and Pryor will soon be gone too! Goodbye Cheaters!! Hahahaha OSU fans suck ass!!
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