Sunday, February 12, 2006

Gettin' Some Pussy



Look what the cat dragged in...another cat. Yuppums, my cute little kitty, Bucky brought home a little girlfriend, and those two like to fuck...alot. She doesn't look too clean though. That's why I, Coach Jim Tressel, had to give her a bath, and believe you me, it wasn't easy. The only thing that hates water more than a cat, is a dirty hairless cat. Still ugly as this bitch is, can't say I blame the Buckster. Coach Jimbo likes his pussies shaved too. Still, I've never seen him like this before. All he does is fuck that cat. Reminds me of Mrs. T, and myself once. It's like they're in love or something.

Which you have to admit is pretty goddamn adorable.

So I think after a proper ceremony I'm going to welcome her into the Tressel family. We're gonna have a wedding and everything, but first we need two things.
  1. A minister who marries cats.
  2. And a name for my new daughter-in-law
Oh, this is going to be the best wedding ever! Maybe I'll have it on Valentine's Day. That would be so romantic. And you know who's not invited? Waffles. Ohhhh I hate that dog.

So I want all you out there in Tressel's World to submit your ideas for names. As for me, I'm completely dumbfounded. So its up to you, Tresselteers! The winner will get invited to the wedding. Hell, if you're ordained, you can perform the ceremony.

28 Comments:

Anonymous Chris said...

How about Pongo?

9:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how about naming it fuck michigan. it's kindof long, but fun to say

10:36 AM  
Blogger sw said...

How about Larkin? An Ohio hero, plus he looked pretty cool when he shaved his head.

11:19 AM  
Anonymous Hawk said...

How about Charlie (Weis optional middle name)?
He got pounded by some Bucks pretty hard.

11:41 AM  
Anonymous dick said...

How bout "Merkin"?

2:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cassady, (after the 1955 Heisman Trophy Winner,)Good female name

5:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cassady, (after the 1955 Heisman Trophy Winner,)Good female name
NG from R&R

5:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Puffy

5:47 PM  
Blogger Best Vest said...

You gotta leave your names or emails, or else how am I gonna know how to invite the winner?

6:16 PM  
Blogger traciemasek said...

How 'bout The Beav? You know, cause it's shaved.

Bucky and The Beav.

6:28 PM  
Anonymous Chris said...

What about Beaverly...like Beaverly Cleary. Remember Ramona?

6:35 PM  
Anonymous Band Fag said...

That cat looks like a "Cunt Face" to me.

6:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Name it Paterno- then beat the fuck out of it.

6:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mrs. Bigglesworth

8:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

call it Krenzel because it's a pussy.

9:25 AM  
Anonymous CoachPete said...

How about 2-Drop ? That's the number of times that sorry ass tight end of yours dropped the winning TD pass against the scum of Texas. That cost your team a shot at the Rose Bowl against my Trojans..And we surely KNOW who would have won that one.You coulda brung your entire staff to MY crib in South Central, where they SURE don't give a Fuck bout dead hookers. Don't need no wood chippers out here, coach, we have a special re-cycle bin for such items..Coach Pete

3:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about "Quinn"? I know of 2 that got pounded by some Bucks recently.

6:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Harry

5:43 AM  
Anonymous Josh Gerken said...

Dropkick

5:45 AM  
Anonymous BigBen said...

What about Cuntisha? I dated a girl in Findlay named Cuntisha.

5:55 AM  
Anonymous Rob said...

How about "Booster"?

11:53 AM  
Anonymous John said...

Name that bitch "Henne."

3:22 PM  
Anonymous The Legend said...

Name it Holbrook, cuz thats some old nasty pussy right there...

5:46 AM  
Anonymous Big Mac Negro said...

Call it gay cuz you know youre gonna fuck it.

3:00 PM  
Anonymous piddy said...

choose any michigan player...all of 'em are pussies

8:20 AM  
Anonymous Natty said...

Gotta be Clarret cause of all the ass pounding that kitty will be takin', just like mo c in the pokey

1:09 PM  
Anonymous ohmygoddard said...

Clarret is good. But Clarretta is Goddard damned better. Can I be in the retarded fucking cat weeding now? I spelled that wrong/right because I will be high the whole time. Don't forget to go fuck yourself... I'm probably too late.

4:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck Bo Shembechler

5:29 AM  

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