Monday, January 02, 2006

TOUCHDOWN JESUS, you can suck it!


Look at this sorry sack of shit. That John Tesh-looking motherfucker is my nephew Steve. That's not pussy whooped, that's a vaginal nuclear devistation. He used to get all kinds of tail before he met that little bitch, Misty. That kid was getting laid like carpet. Misty showed up and put and end to the Poon Train, which is a shame because he used to hook old Uncle Jimmy up with some sweet pieces of ass. Misty's had his nuts in a jar since Clinton was in office. Poor Steve spends his weekends "redeorating" and shopping for antiques and rare cheeses. I had a long talk with the kid and he did admit that they do a some light swinging and misty has no gag reflex. So whatever, I guess to each his own. But that bitch went to Notre Dame so I'm having her killed if we loose today.

FUCK YOU! NOTRE DAME! FUCK YOU! NOTRE DAME! FUCK YOU! NOTRE DAME! FUCK YOU! NOTRE DAME! FUCK YOU! NOTRE DAME! FUCK YOU! NOTRE DAME! FUCK YOU! NOTRE DAME! FUCK YOU! NOTRE DAME! FUCK YOU! NOTRE DAME! FUCK YOU! NOTRE DAME! FUCK YOU! NOTRE DAME! FUCK YOU! NOTRE DAME! FUCK YOU! NOTRE DAME! FUCK YOU! NOTRE DAME! FUCK YOU! NOTRE DAME! FUCK YOU! NOTRE DAME! FUCK YOU! NOTRE DAME! FUCK YOU! NOTRE DAME! FUCK YOU! NOTRE DAME! FUCK YOU! NOTRE DAME! FUCK YOU! NOTRE DAME! FUCK YOU! NOTRE DAME! FUCK YOU! NOTRE DAME! FUCK YOU! NOTRE DAME! FUCK YOU! NOTRE DAME!


Prepare to get fucked right in your fucking face today Notre Dame...

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm really suprised no one ever commented on this. I guess not everyone has the same boiling hatred for those fish-eating, bead-rattling fucks that I do. Fuck Notre Dame. Fuck Rudy. Fuck that fat fuck Charlie Weiss.

8:01 PM  
Anonymous Steven SWain said...

Here tonight on September 5, 2006, I am commenting on it.

I fuckin' hate Notre Dame, too. Fuck them bitches. Cocksuckers.

They can all kiss my black ass.

6:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Ohio State University. Sounds like fun, if you don't have the brains to get into Notre Dame. Enjoy your public school. You're welcome to come over and polish the hood ornament on my Mercedes for $5 if the gig at Burger King doesn't pan out.

Go ahead, lean on your football team (which is admittedly excellent) because it's all you've got. Notre Dame is a top tier, private university. No apologies, no explanations, no excuses, we just ARE better. You wish you were here in your heart.

The correct spelling is Weis, not Weiss.

10:18 AM  

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