Goin' to Clam Canyon

Man, what a month this has been, huh. Just finished my Christmas shopping last night. Got the wife an Xbox 360 and some edible panties, as for Bucky, I got him a brand new scratching post. Should be a good time. Now that that's all taken care of it's time for a little Celebration. I'm goin' to Clam Canyon!!!

Boy I sure do love goin down to Clam Canyon. It's my favorite place in the whole wide world. The wife always hates it when I go there. She complains about the smell, and the mess. That's why I usually go without her. I don't know what it is about Clams. Maybe it's the way the juice runs down my chin. Sometimes I like the team to go with me. A couple of em just like to sit and watch, see how many Clams coach can take on at once, some of em like to join in the fun. Those clams are tough to pry open, that's when I need a little help from number 47, but man, once I get my tounge in there and start slurpin, it's nothing short of heaven. They also have dollar drafts and all you can eat Jalapeno Poppers. I'll tell ya, it's a good time.

Then after dinner, I'm gonna get some pussy.