Global Warming is Horse Shit.
That's right, global warming is horse shit. Before you get all worked up, Starfire, set down that granola bar and lend me your hippie ear. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE don't even start flapping you southern baptist slack jaws about intelligent design or I swear I'll feed you that big assed trophy on my desk.
Just look at this chart:
you know what this chart means? absofucinglutleynothing. That's right it's a bunch of horse shit to try to scare hippies and canadians.
This chart represents the increase in the amout of whining done by hippies since the term "greenhouse effect" was coined. Greenhouse... you know damn well that some pothead hippie who probably couldn't even bench his own measely hippie weight came up with greenhouse.
This planet has been around way, way, way friggin' longer that we have been vactioning on it. Don't even get me started about how E.T. banged a monkey and started this whole mess. So confident as we are that we could really even "break" the planet, it's a bunch of donkey crap. Long after we've nuked each other into sweet, holy oblivion, mother nature will be doing just fine. A force as mighty as the national championship winning Ohio State Buckeyes couldn't even make a dent.
We have only been collecting data on weather patterns for about 140 years and only for about 40 years with any real accuracy. Ready... get set... BLINK. Now that blink is the time we homosapien flesh bags have been farting around here on earth, the rest of your stupid, little life up to that blink is the age of the earth. not much data to go on. Except for the fact that that maybe that was a wink, not a blink, and if your a dude you're probably a mo.
This is a sample chart it means nothing, just like global warming. Now drop, give me fifty and make a sandwich.
Just look at this chart:
you know what this chart means? absofucinglutleynothing. That's right it's a bunch of horse shit to try to scare hippies and canadians.
This chart represents the increase in the amout of whining done by hippies since the term "greenhouse effect" was coined. Greenhouse... you know damn well that some pothead hippie who probably couldn't even bench his own measely hippie weight came up with greenhouse.
This planet has been around way, way, way friggin' longer that we have been vactioning on it. Don't even get me started about how E.T. banged a monkey and started this whole mess. So confident as we are that we could really even "break" the planet, it's a bunch of donkey crap. Long after we've nuked each other into sweet, holy oblivion, mother nature will be doing just fine. A force as mighty as the national championship winning Ohio State Buckeyes couldn't even make a dent.
We have only been collecting data on weather patterns for about 140 years and only for about 40 years with any real accuracy. Ready... get set... BLINK. Now that blink is the time we homosapien flesh bags have been farting around here on earth, the rest of your stupid, little life up to that blink is the age of the earth. not much data to go on. Except for the fact that that maybe that was a wink, not a blink, and if your a dude you're probably a mo.
This is a sample chart it means nothing, just like global warming. Now drop, give me fifty and make a sandwich.
posted by Jimmy Tressel at 1:55 PM
47 Comments:
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I, compleatly agree with Brenden, acept he should have put his comment more like this. WOW YOUR A FUCKING RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hope you go burn in hell . and global warming Bites you in the ass
You are all assholes the ones that believe global warming is because you drive your car or leave your tv on.
Did you all forget that our SUN is able to change the temperature on our small planet?
To prove to you that the sun can change temperature: it can warm during the day and cold at night, thats all because the sun warms our planet up and when its not facing us the planet cools down.
You assholes should listen for one second. Humans didnt do any global warming or cooling shit during the ice age. How come the whole world froze?
You people should stop thinking that humans are soo BIG and GREAT that we are able to destroy our own planet. The only reason why we are worried is because our planet will destoy us.
PLEASE THIS IS ONE CANADIAN WHO IS NOT AFRAID OF THE TERM `GLOBAL WARMING` I AM JUST SICK OF IT. TRY LIVING IN MANITOBA WITH AN AVERAGE TEMPERATURE OF 46 BELOW CELCIUS IN FEB. YES THAT IS MINUS 51 FARENHEIT AND HAVE TO LISTEN TO ALL THESE ASSHOLES TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH THE PLANET HAS WARMED UP IN THE LAST 20 YEARS. THEY SHOULD ALL BE FORCED TO LIVE HERE FOR A YEAR.
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1:10 AM
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1:16 AM
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1:17 AM
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1:19 AM
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Isnt this meant to be about global warming? not rednecks
your right i shall change my ways
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U a bunch of imature english school children.. and i love u lets go cousin fuck in a bin boys ;)
i mean... on to global warming.. do u fink wwe all gna die
not all of us r gonna die just u
u guys don't know how to stay on one subject. and we r not going to die
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Global warming is nothing but a bunch of enviromental cocksuckers.
EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!
BUMSEN ICH ARSCHLOCH!
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wow. you're a fucking idiot. how the FUCK can you say that global warming is horse shit? so you think that people make this shit up, but they're people who actually do like test and shit and figure out that it IS happening, so open your fucking eyes, find a fucking gun and shoot yourself.
Thank god. It's about time someone called this HORSESHIT! Yes, thats all it is and ever will be. So, all of you dirty hippies continue on with blowing Al Gore's carbon filled flesh rocket like the foolish sissy bitches you are. Global Warming, hah, just another fucking scam politicians are making money with. Wake the fuck up people...or should I say, sheeple.
global warming is complete HORSE SHIT
i seriously wish I could kill every single person who is all about "climate change"
Go do some actual research instead of listening to the Washington Post.
i think its a bunch of shit too, Greenland used to be called greenland for a reason. I think the earth just has its cycles.
The movie "Thor" has a more accurate picture of climate-change than global-warming assholes, since it was written by the ancient Scandinavian people when they theorized that the Ice Age in that region was caused by Frost Giants bringing storms and Fenris the Wolf killing Odin and swallowing the sun in Ragnarok, where Thor was killed and so his hammer no longer struck in the heavens of Asgard with thunder and lightning.
That's right: mythology is the one thing that's gotten WORSE over time.
Yes, global warming is a lie created by people like scientists just so they can control what people do. Liberals LOVE totalitarian and Communist control over the people. They want us to drive stupid hybrids like the Toyota Prius and other cars like that, they want us to cripple our industrial power, and they want us to stop cutting down trees for various uses because they say we're cutting too many down.
I have some news for you, stupid uneducated Libtards! Did you know for every tree a logger cuts down, they plant two more trees in place? You know if we cut down on industrial ability then we open ourselves up to weakness and hurt our country? Did you know all those predictions from a computer are just predictions that don't actually matter because something you didn't expect to happen occurred? Did you know that the climate-change we're experiencing right now is a completely natural process that humans are not responsible for? How do you explain the Ice Age? Do you not know that scientists are agreeing that global warming is false and it's climate-change? Did you know that the morons who came out with global-warming admitted they made up the numbers in their favor?
For those of you cussing the blog author out because he says global-warming is indeed false, you should take close consideration in these questions and try to answer them instead of avoiding them, like most of you Libtards do when you cannot come up with a logical answer. Please, get your heads out of your asses and save us all the trouble; don't be the little boy who cried wolf because it doesn't work anymore!
Please lick the shit chunks from my hair covered asshole you global warming jackasses!
Your a legend
yours, kids doing a science project stating global warming is a bunch of shit
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