WHAAA WHAAAAA I Have Cancer...
Look at this bullshit. I'm going to have to smack the stupid out of my retarded press agent.
Seriously, I'm not Jesus. If i show up at your little cancer party you won't be healed. All these ugly, little cancer kids are really starting to creep me out. I know cancer isn't contagious like herpes (been there done that), but I can't even stand the putrid cancer air that comes out of their bald heads, it's like the grim reaper just blew a burp in my face. Don't forget to smile for the camera Jim, Fuck you! Fuck you cancer kids!
On the other hand some personal appearences aren't too shabby. See these two broads...
...that's right campers, Uncle Jimmy bagged em. Candy from babies, kids. So yeah, I guess this job has it's ups and downs. Speaking of ups and downs, that broad on the left... you guessed it, the carpet matched the cufflinks. Grrrrr, bad kitty!
I need another spring break...
Seriously, I'm not Jesus. If i show up at your little cancer party you won't be healed. All these ugly, little cancer kids are really starting to creep me out. I know cancer isn't contagious like herpes (been there done that), but I can't even stand the putrid cancer air that comes out of their bald heads, it's like the grim reaper just blew a burp in my face. Don't forget to smile for the camera Jim, Fuck you! Fuck you cancer kids!
On the other hand some personal appearences aren't too shabby. See these two broads...
...that's right campers, Uncle Jimmy bagged em. Candy from babies, kids. So yeah, I guess this job has it's ups and downs. Speaking of ups and downs, that broad on the left... you guessed it, the carpet matched the cufflinks. Grrrrr, bad kitty!
I need another spring break...
posted by Jimmy Tressel at 12:24 PM
6 Comments:
Dude, tell me about it. And what's the deal with all these fuckers with yellow rubberbands on their wrists. Yuppie scum make me wanna cut off my other nut.
BTW, That firebush looks pretty tasty. Nice work, Coach. See ya at Score's.
There are three chicks in that photo that I want to bang.
I will fuck the shit out of that retarded bitch.
yo anthopny you a fucking fag fucker
anthopony is a fucking burnout
you are all fucking gay you fuckin faggits
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