Wednesday, October 12, 2005

My Mighty Unicorn

It's a creature of carnal delight
rub his horn - he'll keep you up all night
he likes to wear a magical hat
keeps him safe when the booty goes clap
he wants to frolic in your mountain dew
he doesn't quit - til' the job is through
you'll love his horn cause it's big and strong
it's mighty, magical and really long

and if he likes your - style of whorin'
he'll keep it goin' till - four in the mornin'
when you wake up - you'll feel real sore an'
when you roll over - he might be snorin'
jus' grab his horn and - an' he'll fit a couple more in

two at once? yah that's no trouble
my unicorn's always up for a double


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